Knit one, pussy two

I need to learn how to knit.

Sadly, it’s a civic duty these day since some of our esteemed lawmakers are taking it upon themselves to decide what us gals can do with our breeding parts. Some liken us to farm animals, others want us to watch an abortion before we make that wrenching (read: personal) yet LEGAL DECISION to have one and finally, others want to limit our access to birth control.

(Side note: what the fuck is wrong with Arizona?) 

Apparently we’re no better than cattle and other four-legged creatures that inhabit farms n’ shit.

What does this have to do with knitting you ask? Earlier, I came across this brilliant plan.

The Snatchel Project

Let’s make a uterus or VJJ for each male rep in congress!

The idea behind this is simple and genius: Keep the government out of our lady parts, but if you feel you must play around with our uteri, why here’s one of your own! It’s soft, and kinda pretty and informative — and the one that looks like a labia can be used for practice (shudder) since I’m sure that most of these women-haters have no idea how to ‘work’ it! Also, if we do decide to use birth control, we’re not sluts, whores, strumpets, harlots, skanks, loose, etc. We have a right to make our own decisions about our lives, y’all don’t. So, piss off (that’s my editorial comment, not the owners of http://www.governmentfreevjj.com/ , or maybe it is, they’re just classier than I am, (s)natch).

The sad thing is, most of Reps won’t get it and will probably give these to their farm animals to use as chew toys.

4 thoughts on “Knit one, pussy two

  1. “i knit so i don’t kill people” is a very popular knitters phrase. it just chills you out & it’s something to do besides fucking around on your smartphone like everyone else. i started in 2008 & have knitted 146 items-including the new warmers & the giant boob pillow with erect nipple. it’s pink/white. i’ve recorded all except the 2 i’m currently working on

    http://www.ravelry.com/projects/bindifry

  2. i’m in a knitting group on fb & i saw that yesterday. knitting is easy or hard depending on what you like to knit. it helps keep me sane. i can teach you the basics. even got some crap yarn you can practice with. but i don’t tend to knit complex patterns because my brain is kind of fried. i’m doing some vintage legwarmers right now. super easy. i have plenty of books too. i inherited someone’s grandmother’s stash.
    this is the best site for knitters

    http://www.ravelry.com/

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