For my muses: Kate, Leah, and Beezus.
A friend sent me this, and I’m gonna have some fun with it — at Gotye’s expense. And, KC & The Sunshine Band’s.
First, the video.
Here are some of the lyrics — ERMAHGERD-STYLE.
Now and then I think of when we were together
NER ERND THERN I THERNK ERF WHERN WER WER TERGERTHER
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
LERK WHERN U SERD U FERLT SER HERPER U CERLD DER
I told myself that you were right for me
I TERLD MAHSERLF THERT U WER RERGHT FER MAH
But felt so lonely in your company
BERT FERLT SER LERNERLER ERN YER CERMPERNER
But that was love and it’s an ache I still remember
BERT THERT WERS LERV ERND ERTS ERN ERCH I STERL RERMERMBER
And now, for a little KC.
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes just to boogie with you, uh huh
I WERNT TER PERT ERN MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH BERGER SHERS JERST TER BERGER WERTH U, YER WERNT TER PERT ERN MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH BERGER SHERS JERST TER BERGER WERTH U, ER HER
I don’t know how to explain the phenom that is ERMAHGERD. All I know is it’s some wacky meme that is awesome at wasting my time and making me laugh so hard I SNORT.
Why yes, I am easily amused in case you were wondering.
Fuck. I need a job.



The very last issue of Punch Magazine featured a story called “How To Speak Swell,” which described the speech of a class of obnoxious beady-eyed young professional Britons. “Air, hellair!” was their greetings — can you see the fixed plastic grin?
Anyway, this is a noble experiment on your part and I wonder if you could help me out with the lyrics of C’mon Eileen (Dexy’s Midnight Runners) which I’ve been listening to since the 80s and still only know two words.
Ok, those pictures are kind of funny. I just can’t explain why. I have no idea what they say.
I know! they crack me up too! it’s just so fucking odd!
ERMAHGERD AH LERFT SER HERD ERT THER PERP TERTS
ERMAHGERD BLERS THERS PERST
Based on this post, Jules, I think you have a future in being annoying.
ERMAHGERD! ERR KNERW!