And now, a story about a clown …

Now here’s a trial I wouldn’t mind covering. But, I’d be thrown out due to all of the giggling I would inspire with my sotto voce remarks.

Police: Clown tried to solicit sex at rest area

Some story highlights:

“Vosolo was wearing only thong underwear when Caranfa approached. Vosolo was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, assault and battery, failure to stop for police, a marked lanes violation, and disorderly conduct. According to police, he allegedly grabbed the truck driver after entering his cab.

A search of Vosolo’s vehicle resulted in the seizure of several sex toys, Halloween masks and head lamps. He is expected to be arraigned today at Newburyport District Court. According to state police, Vosolo has no previous convictions.”

A clown wearing a thong? Hey, I know I wouldn’t have it any other way. A head lamp? What–is he stealing my act now?

I’ll let the rest of this story wash over your whilst I get ready for another day of the ex-cop beats up bartender trial.

Who knew that clowns have to pay for sex? It is true–you *do* learn something everyday!

9 thoughts on “And now, a story about a clown …

  1. The informative backstory about this clown’s (now former) employer as well as the history of rest stops, both of which take up 1/3 of the article, leads me to believe that Dave Rogers, Staff Writer for The Salem News, must get paid by the word.

    The Salem News, published in Salem, Massachusetts, carries stories on local news, sports, obituaries, business, lifestyles, celebrations, blogs, special features and both local and national advertisements.

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