Read With An Australian Accent

Sooooo… these two have been unearthed again.

(Courtesy HuffPo)

(Courtesy HuffPo)

Don’t recognize them because of all the plastica and bondo work they’ve had done, eh? Hint: One had KNIFE tucked in his knickers, and played the babe-in-the-woods bit one too many times for a grown man. The other is a nice Polish ‘murican gal who hasn’t done jack shite since the 80s/early 90s (acting-wise), but has a nice rack, booty (I’ve been told) and a tastefully decorated abode.

This image should help … I hope.

(courtesy ContactMusic)

(courtesy ContactMusic)

Still not gettin’ it? Ok, ok… I’ll play Captain Obvious now just for YOU.

010612crystalWait, that’s not EXACTLY the pic I was looking for. But you have to admit Hef and his latest Viagra pole dancer have some physical aspects in common.

This one works.

(Courtesy of Daily Mail)

(Courtesy of Daily Mail)

My work here is done

 

12 thoughts on “Read With An Australian Accent

  1. Man, Hogan is one thing, but HER? God, I’ve helped people sue car repair shops that did better body and fender work than that! 8O
    I know it borders a bit on obsession with me, but if you want to see graceful aging (no pun intended), look up my Grace. (Grace Lee Whitney from “Star Trek” for those in the peanut gallery.) I haven’t seen her in about 10 years, but back in the 80s and 90sm she was STILL hot, and that was after a truly life-destroying addiction to both alcohol and prescription drugs!

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