Hey gals! Feeling bored with your current career, or are you just bored in general and need a new hobby? Check this out.
Here’s the ad in its full glory (read=unedited by McCrabass) since I’m sure it’ll be pulled from Craigslist soon.
(thanks to Anthony Burke Boylan for alerting me to this.)
12/5-12/19: PORN STAR TRAINING (CHICAGO)
Date: 2011-12-05, 7:26PM CST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
- Location: CHICAGO
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Ok.. a couple of things caught my eye here. I do know this much about men — most don’t care how women “give and receive good oral” — most are thrilled at the effort and with the fact a woman is truly interested in pleasing them in this way … or so I’ve heard.
Same goes for teasing, anal and doggie-style … or so I’ve heard.
I know nothing of this “reverse cowgirl.” Time to watch some porn.
I could actually attend a class and learn the proper reverse cowgirl form. Hmm. I’m not working so why not? It’s a great way to learn how to make some sweet moola while learning some very marketable skills. And, if there’s one thing I’ve learned during my 11 months of unemployment in a tight job market, it’s that a gal must have mad skills and be open to learning new things to make herself more attractive to employers — the mo’ unusual the mo’ better.
Just sent an email to the fine gent who posted this ad asking for more info. Stay tuned.
To add to above image, one of my fave album covers of all time.