Hey gals! Feeling bored with your current career, or are you just bored in general and need a new hobby? Check this out.
Here’s the ad in its full glory (read=unedited by McCrabass) since I’m sure it’ll be pulled from Craigslist soon.
(thanks to Anthony Burke Boylan for alerting me to this.)
12/5-12/19: PORN STAR TRAINING (CHICAGO)
Date: 2011-12-05, 7:26PM CST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
- Location: CHICAGO
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Ok.. a couple of things caught my eye here. I do know this much about men — most don’t care how women “give and receive good oral” — most are thrilled at the effort and with the fact a woman is truly interested in pleasing them in this way … or so I’ve heard.
Same goes for teasing, anal and doggie-style … or so I’ve heard.
I know nothing of this “reverse cowgirl.” Time to watch some porn.
OR..
I could actually attend a class and learn the proper reverse cowgirl form. Hmm. I’m not working so why not? It’s a great way to learn how to make some sweet moola while learning some very marketable skills. And, if there’s one thing I’ve learned during my 11 months of unemployment in a tight job market, it’s that a gal must have mad skills and be open to learning new things to make herself more attractive to employers — the mo’ unusual the mo’ better.
Just sent an email to the fine gent who posted this ad asking for more info. Stay tuned.
To add to above image, one of my fave album covers of all time.
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Oh, and Albini RULES!
“Disclaimer : We Do Not Pay , For Scenes – or Anything Else !”
JEEZUS H.-even the porno industry has “internship programs”!
You needn’t go to all that trouble.
Simply look for an RV or truck bearing the bumper sticker:
Free Sex Lessons: Apply Here.
Saves a lot of time signing up and such.
Teasing is free. Everyone knows this. I think this ad is bogus.
Wow…this sounds like the balls!!!
“…And you’ll really turn him on if you play with his testicles as you grind him….”
Now wonder they call it “Cow Girl.” I’d shoot better than Annie Oakley
Men Are Such Pigs
I’d remove that ad from Craigslist solely for semicolon abuse.
Here’s some illustrated reverse cowgirl info as you wait to see if you make the class list. Study hard Jules.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/carnal-counselor-reverse-cowgirl
Oh I know. I wanted to edit this ad so bad but I figured an edited version wouldn’t be as powerful. Thanks for the info on the reverse cowgirl!