The Spice Girls …

… are proof that God hates us and that the Mayans were onto something.

Is it me, or do they look like taffy pullers from Valencia?

Why does Britain hate us?

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Full disclosure: I tried out to be Slutty Spice, and that’s all I have to say about that.