Now a little ditty about this holiday by the best band ever.
My reasons for this declaration are many but my main reason is they have THE best Halloween song ever recorded.
What–you don’t agree with me? Well fuck off then because Frank understood them and said their music ‘is beyond Captain Beefheart.’
If they’re good enough for Mr. Zappa, then they’re good enough for all of humankind.
(thanks to my sister Liza)