This is the story of the year. I’m surprised y’all can’t hear me cackling because it.. it…is just so damn funny and RANDOM.
Monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea
Not that unusual, I know, especially in this day and age. Perhaps the Gawker hed is more telling:
Shearling Coat-Wearing Monkey Found Wandering Around Canadian Ikea
(courtesy gawker.com)
Turns out the monkeh was left in the car whilst his owners went into the Toronto Ikea to buy cheap-ass furniture and probably dine on Swedish meatballs for a dollar. I’m thinkin’ the critter got bored, and since monkeys are fuckloads smarter than most humans, he opened the car door whilst muttering obscenities under his monkeh breath, climbed out of the car and into the cold parking lot while pulling his coat tighter around him and hiking up his Huggehs for Monkehs to avoid drippage. He then followed the rest of the huddled masses into the country that is Ikea.
Fortunately for security cameras and folks with smartphones, his journey was caught for us to enjoy as well. The monkeh is fine, according to officials.
I have a feeling that the monkeh had an easier time of figuring out how to put Ikea furniture together than his owners did.
Oh, I heard a little about this story, but that picture completes the image. And based on that look, I think he wants out of IKEA! 🙂
he did work the coat pretty damn good. shaking my head at the stupidity of people..
Candidly he looks like Anna Wintour at Fashion Week.
Naah..he’s too fat to be Anna Wintour.
hAHAHA! This monkey business cracked me up…
me too! I mean, just look at him in his fashionable coat!
That is insane. I thought you were joking, but there are a lot of blogs out there reporting on the same incident!
That is one well dressed monkeh!
I like me some Peter Gabriel. But fuck U2 still…
Yep, me too.
Who hasn’t wanted to climb to the top of an Ikea shelf and fling poo at employees?
Ha! I bet that wee monkey was about to do just that when he was discovered.
Maybe the monkey had a craving for Ikea meatballs and resented being left behind.
Poor little guy. But he really looks cute in that little coat!!!
I know! So stylish for a simian!
You think the monkey is smarter? I mean, he DID go into Ikea. I know if I had a prehensile tail and hands for feet, I’d head to Loewe’s/Home Depot/Whatever the Canadian version is. So much easier to work on pipes when you have four hands (five?), and SO much easier to build a cool swing set from than silly old wood! 😀