Etsy’s War on Christmas

I love all of the men in my life.

Every single one of you. My day just isn’t complete if I don’t hear your tales of adventure, or think of your imagined awesomeness or imagine you all oiled up crooning Lenny’s “Thinking of You” at my bedroom window in the wee hours of the morning.

So as gesture of my gratitude for everything y’all have done for me, I’ve decided to buy each one of you a pair of these fine knitted knickers for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Christmahannukwanzaa or whatever it is you celebrate during this time of year. Oh, and they’re not offensive at all, so stop with all that crazy talk.

Thank you, Etsy, but I do believe you’re playing a bit fast n’ loose with the term “sexy” here.

A fave among the pediophiles ...

Wearing these could get you arrested.

Dream on

Dream on

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When you need more than one prick ...

When you need more than one prick …

Claude Balls

Claude Balls

Happy Holidays!

Love you!

-Jules