1) When Mother Nature wants to get your attention, she does it with a bang.
via The Telegraph UK.
Pakistan earthquake island is a ‘mud volcano’
Dr Brian Baptie from the British Geological Survey says the island that appeared off the coast of Pakistan after the earthquake is a “mud volcano” formed as gas and water forced its way to the surface.
Holy shiite. So, even though this 7.7 magnitude quake killed over 300 people, it managed to create an island because why the hell not?
2) It’s no secret that many child stars don’t age well. Some turn to drugs, and more drugs. Some become strippers then go and kill themselves. Some turn into punk rockers and cameramen/script supervisor. Then, there are those who turn out well, but they’re no fun to talk about, which leads us to Kirk Cameron. Turns out this born again, gay hatin’, blames-the-Holocaust-on-Darwin, Christian is now God’s Dear Abby. Don’t believe me? Then, you’re going to hell, but first read this.
Kirk Cameron Answers Your Letters to God
God is tough dude to get a hold of see, unless you’re Kirk Cameron. He and the Big Guy are chums–so much so that he had to make a movie about his relationship with God. Oh and Cameron’s–oh SHIT. We missed it. The screening via Liberty University was last night and we fucking missed it. Shitty shitty piss piss fuck fuck.
But WAIT! My sources tell me that this cinematic tour-de-force will be screened AGAIN on October 3rd. Anyone care to join me?
3) While we’re on the subject of religion, another big star of the 1970s/early 80s is having a tough time with her abode.
Olivia Newton-John Holds Exorcism At Florida Home After Contractor Suicide
via The Inquisitr.
“Olivia Newton-John hired a priest to perform an exorcism at her Florida home after a contractor committed suicide on the property last month.
Why am I not surprised by the word “yet” in the headline? Anyone care to take a stab at as to why?
5) Game, set, smash!
Martina Hingis Teams Up With Mother, Mother’s Boyfriend To Beat Up Husband
Apparently, Martina Hingis has a hard time keeping her balls in the court, and likes to play doubles with more than one partner, and her hubby didn’t care for it. So much for tennis being a game about love.