Read With An Australian Accent

Sooooo… these two have been unearthed again.

(Courtesy HuffPo)

Don’t recognize them because of all the plastica and bondo work they’ve had done, eh? Hint: One had KNIFE tucked in his knickers, and played the babe-in-the-woods bit one too many times for a grown man. The other is a nice Polish ‘murican gal who hasn’t done jack shite since the 80s/early 90s (acting-wise), but has a nice rack, booty (I’ve been told) and a tastefully decorated abode.

This image should help … I hope.

(courtesy ContactMusic)

Still not gettin’ it? Ok, ok… I’ll play Captain Obvious now just for YOU.

Wait, that’s not EXACTLY the pic I was looking for. But you have to admit Hef and his latest Viagra pole dancer have some physical aspects in common.

This one works.

(Courtesy of Daily Mail)

My work here is done

 

Happy Mother’s Day! **NSFW**

Sometimes, even if you’re semi-famous for taking your threads off and flashing your chocha for all the world to see, it’s never a good idea to give your beau a blowie on a beach because you never know how long the lens is that’s trained on you …. mom.

Of course there’s more.

There’s no such thing as bad publicity.