Swimmin’ pools, movie stars!!

Hey, take a gander at last week’s paycheck from the temp job I have! Hope you’re sitting down because you’re gonna be shocked, SHOCKED by how much money I’m making.

Let me remind you folks that jealousy is a soul-killer, and if you let the green monster invade your being, it’ll hurt you in an Ebola kinda way.

You aren’t worthy. Really. The sooner you realize this, the better.

If you need me, I’ll be hanging out with Mitt while we move moneys around our Swiss bank accounts just for shits and giggles.

Gotye & KC — Ermahgerdified.

For my muses: Kate, Leah, and Beezus.

A friend sent me this, and I’m gonna have some fun with it — at Gotye’s expense. And, KC & The Sunshine Band’s.

First, the video.

Here are some of the lyrics — ERMAHGERD-STYLE.

Now and then I think of when we were together

NER ERND THERN I THERNK ERF WHERN WER WER TERGERTHER

Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

LERK WHERN U SERD U FERLT SER HERPER U CERLD DER

I told myself that you were right for me

I TERLD MAHSERLF THERT U WER RERGHT FER MAH

But felt so lonely in your company

BERT FERLT SER LERNERLER ERN YER CERMPERNER

But that was love and it’s an ache I still remember

BERT THERT WERS LERV ERND ERTS ERN ERCH I STERL RERMERMBER

And now, for a little KC.

I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes just to boogie with you, uh huh

I WERNT TER PERT ERN MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH BERGER SHERS JERST TER BERGER WERTH U, YER WERNT TER PERT ERN MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH BERGER SHERS JERST TER BERGER WERTH U, ER HER

I don’t know how to explain the phenom that is ERMAHGERD. All I know is it’s some wacky meme that is awesome at wasting my time and making me laugh so hard I SNORT.

Why yes, I am easily amused in case you were wondering.

(courtesy derp.com)

You get the idea.

Fuck. I need a job.