The Daily Dick

Pat Robertson deserves to infected with brain tapeworms. However, I think the worms would just be knockin’ around in his empty-as-fuck skull since it has become quite obvious in the past couple of decades that this man of God has shit for brains.

This ultimate third-rate con-man is now advocating moving to a country that not only allows, but encourages, wife beating: Saudi Arabia.

Why? The good vicar doesn’t believe in divorce and believes that wives should be subservient to their husbands. Oh and he doesn’t like Islam which is all kinds of weird since he doesn’t have a problem telling a Christian American to move to a, um, Muslim country so he can give his wife what-for and then some.

Oh, Grandpa.

Do you know your enemy?

Here we are again.

At least 7 dead, including shooter, at Sikh Temple

Officials are calling this case “domestic terrorism” due to some tats the alleged shooter had on his body. A word to the pants-wetting, fear-mongering, fucked-in-the-head white folks who think that people of color are the reason this country is sliding down Shit Mountain and therefore, need to be obliterated from the face of the Earth with the help of high-powered weaponry — If you’re gonna go after people wearing turbans because you believe they’re responsible for your shitty lot in life and the September 11, 2001 attacks as well as the subsequent wars, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. The differences between Sikhs and Muslims are vast. And the similarities (peace, love & understanding) are not all that surprising. There are radicals in both religions, and in fact, in ALL religions.

Allow me to essplain one more time: Sikhs did not orchestrate and carry out 9/11. Radical Muslims did. Just because men from both religions wear turbans does not make them one in the same.

Once again, this country is witness to yet another senseless shooting. Once again, we will mourn, hang our heads in sadness and pray for the victims’ families, their communities and for ourselves. Once again, our elected officials will fail us all because they’re scared shitless of the NRA and hide behind the outdated Second Amendment. The shrugging of shoulders and “Oh well” attitude over the “Well, the right to own guns is in the Constitution” is tired and cowardly. As far as I’m concerned, gun control shares the third rail of politics with social security as the policy that no one wants to touch. Don’t know about you, but I’m a wee bit tired of guns having more rights than human beings.

So paranoid 30-something white guy, while you’re ordering your 6,000 rounds of ammo on the Internet, do a few more keystrokes and learn about the folks you’re pissed off at. Here’s to hoping your computer turns into a mirror.