I’ve Seen My Future ….

…and it ain’t pretty.

Me in about 5 years.

When I was younger, I could never wear orange. However, I may have to rethink it now. And, I gave up wearing pearls freshman year when I realized I wasn’t the sorority type, unlike Mr. Simmons here.

I’ll never be able to look lovingly at salad greens again.

Gives a new meaning to 'tossed salad.'

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