…and it ain’t pretty.
Me in about 5 years.
When I was younger, I could never wear orange. However, I may have to rethink it now. 
And, I gave up wearing pearls freshman year when I realized I wasn’t the sorority type, unlike Mr. Simmons here.
I’ll never be able to look lovingly at salad greens again.
Gives a new meaning to 'tossed salad.'
For more info, here you go.
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