Gosh, it’s gonna be a balmy 18 degrees today in Chicago..down considerably from the upper-50s we had yesterday. Welcome to winter, now bend over.
1) SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION TIME: The app I’ve been working on for the past few months goes LIVE today. It’ll be available for FREE on iTunes for iPad and iPhone. Android’ll happen in early ’14. This is a very cool app, folks. It’s like Pandora/Spotify but for news. Yes, you can customize the news you want to hear. Right now, we’re mainly Chicago-centric, BUT we do national and world stories. Soon, we’ll be moving to Dallas, LA and the rest of the major markets.
The best part? You’ll get to hear my dulcet tones–especially later today AND this weekend.
2) Oh, for fuck’s sake, CNN, get it RIGHT. You’re a frickin’ media company with some pretty smart people working there (supposedly). How difficult is it to check your work?
None of this would’ve happened had they hired ME some four years ago.
Yes, I’m that good.
3) Could English pig jizz be the answer to China’s problems? Well, for some of them anyway. (via the Guardian)
UK and China agree £45m pig semen export deal
You are the App Queen. Some just talk about doing it but you, yeah, okay.
Not for nothing, but losing your virginity isn’t a beautiful, rainbow and sugarplum experience for men, either. It’s over in a matter of seconds. It’s probably one of the more humiliating things to occur in a man’s life.
Hell, most of us are too busy giggling at the fact that Sweden looks like a penis to worry about where Moscow is. Nice blog!
Thanks!
I’m trying to decide if I think that virginity kit is hilarious or disturbing. I’ve concluded that it’s both. No pun intended, but that’s excellent news about the app and yeah, I’m an Elvis fan, too. Great song.
My advice for becoming a virgin again is consuming mass quantities of a newly discovered whiskey called “Virgin Bourbon”! lol Congrats on the app Jules!
Go Team Elvis.
Great tune at the end, and congrats on the app!
thanks!