“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.” – Nicolas Cage, talking to reporters at the Toronto International Film Festival, promoting his new movie, the home-invasion thriller Trespass. (via Reuters)
I’m off to buy a leather jacket. Bye!
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Freud would write a whole new chapter with this one. BTW — is there something else going on here? Is “fudgesicle” some kind of racist expression? Or am I mixing him up with Mel Gibson?
Naked Man with Fudgesicle: “hmm…me want me some Nick Cage manpussy!’
The fact they he can get a job over and over and over and over again boggles the friggin’ mind.
Yeah…he’s working and I’m not. Hooray for Mediocrity!
Mine was wearing a white robe and throwing Frito’s at me.
Great. Now i’m craving Frito’s.
And to think that I consciously suffer humiliating moments when I assume that I’m a loon … Wow.